Is butthurt. Halp. Pleeze.
- Current Mood: annoyed
This morning on my way to work, I had a stabbing kind of pain roughly under my right nipple. It went away after five minutes or so, but came back in the afternoon, again for five or ten minutes. I wasn't doing anything strenuous at the time, just driving in the car in the morning and sitting at my desk in the afternoon.
Could that be a warning sign of a heart attack or am I being paranoid in assuming that?
Since about two weeks before Christmas, I have been really really absent-minded and flaky. Like, at least once I completely forgot to set my alarm clock when I had plans for the morning and didn't wake up until like 2 p.m. -- that kind of absent-minded and flaky. This is weird; I am always a little absent-minded, but I've been, like, losing track of entire days. What is wrong with me? Is my brain melting?
P.S. BONUS TWO ILLNESSES IN ONE POST
Also I have a really nasty cough and I think I might die. Cough drops are not helping at all. Any suggestions?
I've taken some Benadryl (forty minutes ago) and the boything says he'll take me to the ER if it gets worse. The Benadryl doesn't seem to be doing jack shit, though =/
So halp, Dr. Eljay, what could this be and what can I do?
- Current Mood: confused
ETA: Asked about this last week ("ADD or AIDZ??"), but it's gotten worse. I need a brainectomy.
- Current Mood: crappy
Last night I had a dream that my pubes turned into pasta. I started pulling them out exclaiming 'oh no, not again!'...
My question is: I want to go to the gyno, but i'm afraid she'll be mad at me for not telling her when my pubes turned into pasta the first time. What should i do?
PS, there was no sauce =(
I'm sorry for being a hypochondriac. Should I go back into therapy?
Is it a tumor? Also, would a strong enema help, maybe one hooked up to my shower head?