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Jan. 23rd, 2009

Dear Dr. Eljay,

I gained 3 kilograms today. I am also having lower abdominal cramps and my breasts are bigger and really sore.

Do I have cancer or is it something more serious?

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pne
Jan. 23rd, 2009 10:49 am (UTC)
Dear John Simm,

I'm afraid it's more serious: you appear to have turned into a woman.

Please report for your orchidectomy on Tuesday.
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